Comedian Jeff Foxworthy’s signature standup bit is, “You might be a redneck.” It’s a whole series of if/then jokes aimed at helping you discover if you could possibly be a redneck. For instance, “If you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws, you might be a redneck.” Or, “If you own a
WIIFM? Huh?
As human beings, we are all creatures of motivated self-interest. That’s right, we are all egocentric. Sounds pretty cynical, doesn’t it? But it’s not. It’s just the way we’re wired and the way we make decisions. Should I do this or that? Should I pick A or B? Should I turn left or right, or
